I Kept Coming Home to a Toothpick in the Lock!
After a draining 14-hour hospital shift filled with bodily fluids and weird patient stories—including one guy claiming his “friend” sat on the remote—I just wanted a hot shower and some half-burnt frozen pizza. But when I got home, I found myself locked out. My keys didn’t fit, and after some muttering and jiggling, I realized…
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