Falling in love is unpredictable, and relationships often end unexpectedly. One husband ended his seven-year marriage with a letter instead of a conversation, but his decision backfired when his wife responded. The Husband’s Divorce Letter “Dear wife, I’m leaving you. I’ve been a good husband, but you don’t notice me anymore. Last week, you ignored my new haircut, the meal I cooked, and my new silk boxers. Either you’re cheating or don’t love me—so I’m gone. P.S. Don’t try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to West Virginia!” The Wife’s Reply “Dear Ex-Husband, Your letter made my day. I noticed your haircut but kept quiet—you looked like a girl. Your ‘favorite meal’ wasn’t for me since I stopped eating pork seven years ago. As for the boxers, the $49.99 tag was still on them—the same amount my sister borrowed that morning. Despite this, I still loved you. I quit my job after winning $10 million in the lottery, planning a trip for us. But when I got home, you were gone. My lawyer says your letter ensures you won’t get a dime. P.S. My sister Carla was born Carl. Hope that’s not a problem
