JOKE OF THE DAY: A guy suspects his wife is cheating, so he comes home early. His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess. “Where is he?” he demands. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she says. He tears the house apart, and finally, from the second-floor kitchen window, he spots a guy sitting in a Volkswagen. Furious, he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window, has a heart attack, and dies. At the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asks, “Why are you here?” “I caught my wife cheating, threw a fridge at the guy, had a heart attack, and died.” St. Peter scowls. “Go to hell.” He pulls a lever, and the guy disappears. A few minutes later, another guy arrives. “What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks. “I was sitting in my Volkswagen when someone threw a fridge at me!” St. Peter shakes his head. “Go to hell.” Another lever pull, another disappearance. A few minutes later, a third guy shows up. St. Peter sighs. “And you?” The guy scratches his head. “Honestly, I have no idea… I was just sitting in this refrigerator…
